In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Thank you for signing up! Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. There will be many of both. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. He hated it. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. It's rather depraved. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. 8. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Please consider turning it on! My sweet! Viewed 411 times . Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. 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