Revised version of my story. Harry had little to no sleep that night because of some Noseless bastard giving him nightmares! YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT I AM NOT SENDING YOU SWEETS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS AND WILL INSTRUCT YOUR FATHER AND GODFATHER TO DO THE SAME!" Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. The Howler That Made Voldemort Kill Umbrdige. It would have been right for her to treat him like a second son, but as audiences see, that isn't something that comes easy. hermione, l. This (short) story has parody elements. a young, sheltered Omega, has been sent away from Malfoy Manor for his own protection. The Dark Lord glanced around the room, his red eyes glinting. "Ignore the Potter boy My Lord, he's just acting as an insolent brat-" Snape began but then Voldemort started ranting "HOW DARE THAT BOY CHALLENGE ME, I DON'T NEED A NOSE TO BE FRIGHTENING! It's time for breakfast!". This is for A Random Howler from Animorphs' mini Make-a-Sue contest. Harry handed the Howler and said "Please give this to Lord Voldemort, tell him who it's from, and then leave immediately, okay?" But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. Why on earth was his son getting mixed up in these sorts of things? Draco wondered to himself, unable to look away from the red envelope hovering in front of them. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 10 | Words: 22,510 | Reviews: 887 | Favs: 4,241 | Follows: 883 | Published: 7/29/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3689325 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Letters from the Asylum comes to mind. The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss. If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. In a series of events culminating in Voldemort receiving that letter, Harry discovers what it means to request the aid of a possessive Dark Lord. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} "Good Morning, Draco!" he asked. I avoided reading the comments so they wouldn't influence my story too much, but if they accidentally did, all credit goes to those that originally commented on that post! Everything was going downhill for Draco, but at the same time, everything seemed brighter. Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. "Want to help me wake Ron?" James, however, refuses to leave and calling on his years of Marauder experience, sets up an elaborate Home Alone-esque series of traps to humiliate Voldemort. And that was how Harry Potter got two howlers from his parents the next morning. "WHAT A FEAT! "Congratulations on making Headmaster. Lily sighed as she opened it; she sat down to read the letter while rubbing her temples. Both have a Harry Potter who, after being kicked out of the Dursleys, ends up going to Hogwarts under the false identity of muggleborn orphan Mark Twist. The Hat had compared him to his cousin. He opened his mouth, possibly to curse, but he never got that far. She knows everything that happens in these stories thanks to her first life, and will try her hardest to change as many fates as possible while getting to revel in the joy and happiness of being not only in her favorite story ever, but also just in the joy of being surrounded by magic. "I was sure if mum and dad sent a howler that Tawny would too." If it is not opened or there is a delay in opening it, the letter smoulders, explodes violently, and shouts . The multiple trips back for fireworks and a diary. Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. I didnt have anything to do with this. UNTIL YOU DO SO, THERE WILL BE NO OUTINGS TO THE BURROW FOR YOU. He tore open the Howler with slight caution, but he wasn't too concerned. Victory is watching the life leave his enemy's eyes. He had gotten into the forbidden forest and caused it to be called the . "Of course you can [N/n]!" Harry had sobered up instantly and Hermione had to help him untie the howler from Malach as he was twittering around nervously. were one of the many statements heard. Post OOTP. Fair warning it's not exactly a serious read, go into with an open mind and prepared for ridiculous nonsense. Hermione and Draco wanted to know what the mirror would state their deepest, most desperate desires in their hearts were. Not what was expected of him. The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. so i thought why not come out via howler? A prank gone wrong between long time rivals, James Potter and Sirius Black, resulted in a severe injury to the heir of the Black family. Lily glared at her husband. The Howler That Made Voldemort Kill Umbrdige Fanfiction. but then he had to go and sit next to harry potter like an idiot on the train. That's when Draco remembered them. Then they pulled, causing Ron to fall out of his bed and yell. He awoke to discover that his bag was gone and with it the cloak. Draco stood from his bed and took a deep breath. "And did you see Ginny and Helena on the train yesterday?" And neither did Harry. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control. "How is it that a child and his two friends have managed to elude you this entire time?". Oh, Godric, no. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? Explode it did. "And even if there was, I'mcurious.". Victory is being reborn. Harry already knowing what he was gonna say just smiled and nodded. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. 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Trelawney in the book tells . For more information, please see our ", "Maybe we should have recruited more Hogwarts students instead," Aunt Bellatrix sneered, "Of course, maybe they would have turned out as cowardly as my nephew here.". ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} So young Harry thought that to compensate, he would get on . Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content. Reply. Harry's Howler It was the morning after Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had flown a car to school. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. Harry smiled. Will parody do? The Dark Lord swept in, making an already quiet room go deathly silent. If He Lived (Harry Potter FanFiction) Fanfiction. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! "Bloody hell, Harry!" Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. The Golden Trio just stared at the letter in confusion but before they could say anything, Dumbledore stood up and silenced the Great Hall by shooting a blast in to the air. "Lily, school rules are meant to be broken." INVITE THE WEASLEY CHILDREN OVER TOO!" After Hermione ends her relationship with Ron, Molly Weasley sends her a vindictive Howler that reveals Hermiones feelings for Severus to all of the Hogwarts faculty and students. 34. I was in a bad mood with Umbridge so I decided to kill her off. But youre about to be in really big trouble, Sirius., Sirius felt his annoyance fade, cold dread taking its place. RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Facts About Snape Left Out Of The Movies. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. If he was lucky, it would be the Dark Lord. Please consider turning it on! AND WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT THE MINISTRY SAYING THAT I'M NOT ALIVE! linkffn(Harry's Twist by Ten Toes) has an open letter to Tom in the Prophet. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 58,735 | Reviews: 215 | Favs: 1,525 | Follows: 810 | Updated: 5/3/2013 | Published: 3/5/2013 | Status: Complete | id: 9072505 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Hermione G. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. There was one thing to be out with your friends after dark having . [4]: https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/ "Fork me on GitHub" [5]: https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing "The maintainer". Add to library 11 Discussion 15 Suggest tags. He was shaking while he put on his robes and he ignored the concerned looks from Harry. Weasley had gotten the same letter back in their second year, and Draco remembered that morning fondly. "But this letter bypassed my own wards.". "All right then, I'll write my own since you're too selfish to share." Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? Helena was not involved in the flying car debacle. and with that Dobby dropped the howler in front Lord Voldemort and popped away. Draco also noticed how the Potions Master glared at Harry, which he didn't understand. 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Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 1,970 | Reviews: 371 | Favs: 1,708 | Follows: 458 | Published: 7/5/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3638418 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Tom R. Sr. | Download: EPUB or MOBI, Not letters, mind you. This caused the blonde to sink into himself and before anyone could say anything directly to him, he quickly exited the Gryffindor common room and made his way down the stairs. Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 333 . FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? James had used Sirius' owl, Govad, which was a faster flyer than the Potter's family owl, Malach. Its only when its too late when they realize that they should have cherished every single moment they had with each other. Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Harry Potter." Once a grand space used for hosting Christmas balls, the room was now used as a meeting location for the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters. But he has a secret: he is actually a she, who has fallen for Raph! I liked it enough to Favorite it. "The Chudley Cannons are bound to finish last this year too." "Ah! Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Draco was merely a speck of dirt as far as the Dark Lord was aware, and after he had failed to kill Dumbledore, Draco had only proven himself useless. The Hat had asked him where he wanted to go, it asked what he wanted. Harry Potter coming out via Howler to his mother-figure professor McGonagall (and the whole school because it's at dinner and.. why not i guess?). Reg, he said distastefully. Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six. Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. "That's Potter. tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits. Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). No one but his mother ever asked him what he thought, no one ever asked what he wanted. 102 guests He was terrifying to every student but to five girls. Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. (See the end of the work for more notes.). Press J to jump to the feed. But why didn't he? He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Thanks in advance! "So Harry how did you relieve your stress?" Ron and Hermione were glad that Harry was in a better mood because despite how much Harry looked like his father, he definitely had his mother's temper. He had dodged the howler bullet, at least temporarily. The room was silent for a second before Lord Voldemort and Lucius yelled in unison, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILTHY HOUSE ELF/DOBBY". NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETICPERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. . When they do they increase in sound." And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. The Power He Knows Not by Janara linkffn(3442851). Warner Bros. Voldemort is one of the most complex characters in the "Harry Potter" series. Reasoned Sirius as he read the paper over James' shoulder but a glare sent his way ceased all other comments that he was going to share with the occupants in the room. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} "Well what does it say!" But they might since" Sirius was cut off by a shrill gasp from the next room. #dracomalfoy Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. To ma Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit are bestfriends, like sisters some would sayMckenzie Artemis Anne Jamie Potter, James Potter's twin, known as Mixy.. ", "I know love," James conceded. Ron and Hermione looked shook, "Mate you don't mean." began Ron. Harry grabbed hold of some of the sheets on Ron's bed and motioned for Draco to do the same. After looking into Snape's pensieve, Harry makes up his mind to take charge of his actionsbut before he can, he is sent back in time to 1975. They are both animagus'..Lacey is known as Howler because her animagus is a wolf, and Mixy's is a malamute husky..they are illegal animagus A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader), Midnight and Howler (Marauder FanFiction), The Avengers Sue for A Random Howler from Animorphs, Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit (Marauders Era). .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. Please consider turning it on! If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child. Harry had been staying at Ron's for the end of the summer when his parents and their two friends, Sirius and Remus went on holiday, and unfortunately the Weasley family had been running late. Just as she was about to stomp over to her husband, an owl had flown right into the house with a seal that was all too familiar. Created Oct 25 . Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. Add to library 70 Discussion 4 Suggest tags. Meanwhile Bellatrix was cackling at Lucius's horrified face. Follow her nefarious plots, and Harry's desperate attempts at avoiding being manipulated by someone in the shadows. Finally Hermione got up the courage and suggested that Harry found a way to relieve his stress. Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression. "Dear Harry Potter, also known as the bane of existence. 24. r/HPfanfiction 12 days ago. Ron asked Hermione pointedly. But once the light hit a couple of the boy's faces they awoke. First of all I'd like to confirm that I don't need a nose to be terrifying! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 18 pages September 3, 2017 djbrodiekay . "Now, now, Bella," The Dark Lord said, "At least Draco has tried to help, which is better than what can be said about others". ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} James and Sirius were now standing in the doorway of the Living Room with gleeful expressions in anticipation what the oldest Potter son had done one his first night at Hogwarts. I don't Own Harry Potter. 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